milfather

Mother I'd Like to Father

Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.

Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?

Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??

Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.

The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021

Militant

He is a random bob who plays on unofficial ark servers who is scared of official ark servers because they are too difficult

NightWolfG6mer1: look it’s the bob....militant

by NightWolfG6mer1 May 16, 2021

misfit

ruby

bro have you seen ruby

yeah bro ruby such a misfit

by user48294 July 7, 2021

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

milfstan

A milfstan is a superior member of the milf community.

"Hey did you see Sarah Palin on the news last night?" "Yeah! What a total milfstan she is"

by Briannapilled July 28, 2021

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

Milfier

More milf like than another milf.

jake: aha hey bro my mom’s milfier than yours
john: nah bruh my mom’s more milfier
jack: can i just fuck both of your moms??

by jinxlove August 31, 2021