Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.

Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter

by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010

Sag magnet

where an elderly person is sexually attractive to an individual of some description

the dude thats banging barbara windsor is a sag magnet

by totalmeh123 March 22, 2011

Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.

There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.

by nikol54601 March 26, 2011

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet

im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.

by DaveFar July 23, 2011

scum magnet

A person who attracts undesirable people of the opposite sex. Unlucky in love.

A "scum magnet" might be pursued by a romance scammer.

by sadderbutwiser November 26, 2013

Pussy Magnet

Something that changes the force of gravity on pussies and pulls them towards it whether they want it or not.

That sports car driven by those two Persian assholes is a pussy magnet.

by PizzaCorruption August 25, 2015