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Dark Lord

The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.
Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!
by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016
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Meme Lord

The keeper of the dankest memes around. A position given to you from the rank above, which is the Meme God aka Ronald Weasley from the Wingardium Leviosa video. The Meme Lord is 100% retarded btw.
Helloooooo....I'm the Meme Lorddd....I hold the dankest meeeeemesss
by Donny Biggums August 15, 2016
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Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.
by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018
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good lord

An effective and/or morally worthy member of the feudal aristocracy.
Robin of Locksley was a good lord, but King John was a cunt.
by Andy July 22, 2004
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Tank Lord

A short, wide, overweight girl with a funny misshaped looking body named Laura that you just have to make fun of every time you feel the earth shake when she's walking by.
Magnitude 9.0 earthquake/tsunami??? Tank Lord fell off her bed.
When the Earth shakes, there is a Tank Lord near by.
"DAMN!!! Laura Atencio is a Tank Lord"
by Foxxx Man May 12, 2012
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Lord of the Friendzone

Someone who is so obviously in the friend zone that they make jokes about being the friend zone to the person who put them in friendzone
by Lordbigman October 8, 2019
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good lord

by Rubelise July 21, 2004
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