incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction

I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!

by torosgirl February 19, 2009

fresh loaf

when you buy a fresh nug of weed and it is still in perfect condition.

bob: "dude this bowl is running low"
steve: "yea i think im gunna have to break into a fresh loaf"

by AYYOWHATUP October 02, 2009

sardelli quinta loaf

Sardelli Quinta loaf is a state of being. When you can't think of a word to say you must emphasize the Sardelli with in.

Im going to sardelli quinta loaf your cute little butt.

by Beccaxbabes6 September 06, 2007

The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.

After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

by BushesBaldBoys May 24, 2021

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1

by thecharacterwannie June 24, 2022

chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.

"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"

by chunksofmeat69 April 08, 2020

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."

by abby412 April 16, 2014