kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits

Damn, I have kitten grease,

by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010

Fluffy Kittens!

An exclamation uttered by the listener in a conversation to indicate he is bored shitless

A: "..and then did a 5 mile bike ride followed by a three mile run and finished off..."
B:" Look! Fluffy kittens!"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012

Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)

Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"

by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013

Inside-out kite

It is where when your going down on some one outside you bend her legs over her head and beat her till she screams with a kite

Last night in the woods I did the inside-out kite on your auntie

by Kite master 465 May 13, 2019

Ninja Kitten

When the kittens are young and ripe, few are chosen to begin intense training cycles. Within months, they are ready to become the ultimate: Ninja Cats.

New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

kite

In an MMORPG, when you pull a monster across one or several maps. This is generally done with intention to drag a high level monster into a low level area, or simply to allow time for teammates to kill lower level guards while the more powerful, kited one is being pulled away.

I kited a high level monster to a starting area and watched him kill tons of noobs.

by Bobbus Newbrick May 31, 2006

Ass Kitten

The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten.

In order to render a shock factor, Jay revealed his ass kitten to the crowd of girl scouts.

by scrotumsuckler August 5, 2008