Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

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Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonny RaZeR

“The Waffle House has found its new host” YouTuber that wears a flannel, bunny slippers, and sunglasses.

Jonny RaZeR is better than Danno Draws and I don’t give a fuck what you say
- Someone Smart

by Marker000 July 24, 2024

Jonnywilsoned

When you get a word or situation corrected by a Jonny, or if you can't fix something and a Jonny just turns up and fixes it straight away, looking at you like you are an imbecile!!

The individual automatically stages a defence against the fact Jonny is right or has fixed the issue.
Only for them to go and google or lookup the corrected word / solution and find Jonny to obviously be correct.

Imbecile "I'm sure it was 1998", Jonny "I'm pretty sure it was 1999". Imbecile after trying to confirm the right answer "FUUUUUCCCKK, i've just been Jonnywilsoned"

Friends in the vicinity "You've just been Jonnywilsoned"

by Jonnygers August 28, 2024

Jobby

A hobby that one tries to pass off as a job.

He's got that new jobby trying to sell those driftwood sculptures that he makes.

by HennyHen September 8, 2023

Johny

an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives

Johny is so hot

by JOHNYÀ October 3, 2023