Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

jelish

The process of taking part in sexual activities with either a single or multiple jellyfish and then also consuming the jellyfish afterwards. Jelishing usually results in extreme burns and stinging pains in the genital area, as well as inside the mouth from eating the flesh of the jellyfish. It can be extremely dangerous for one to jelish, as many species of jellyfish have stings that can result in death. It is therefore recommended to stick to weaker stinging jellyfish and avoid jelishing with jellyfish such as the Portuguese Man o' War or the box jellyfish.

"James just left hospital after a month of recovery after making the foolish decision to jelish some of the jellyfish down at the beach."

by Medusozoalover69 January 18, 2018

jobishroom

A penis that is as wide as it should be long and as long as it should be wide.

Me: That guys junk is meseed up.
You: How?
Me : He has a jobishroom. It's 6 inches wide and 1 inch long.
You: damn do smurfs live in it?

by Hermitkermit2 May 3, 2018

Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.

Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018

Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.

I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!

by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018

jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth

Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday”

Me: “Jewish lies”

by Lil class at May 26, 2018