jared

The dopest man Alive

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend

by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

jahseir

A sweet loyal loving guy who is cute funny stupid sometimes but smart and has friends and cares for you but also dates a Alexsis and don't mess with her or him because they will get you

Omg that's a jahseir right down thier‼️

by Itsmeyourgirl May 9, 2018

Jared

Huge cock.

Jared has a huge cock.

by Staxlamp May 12, 2018

jared move

The Jared move a skill move in soccer. You would dangle your foot over the ball for about 2 seconds then move one way, and trick your opponent and go the other way. The first to use this was Jared and it has been used all over Australia and the globe

Jared just wrecked him, with (the Jared Move)

by The Jared Move May 15, 2018

Jansened

when you get knocked out cold.

I was at a party and my friends got into a fight, he got jansened but at least he went down like a man.

by houstonheat July 10, 2018

Jared S

Fuck up, ugly piece of shit

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.

by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018