Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.
by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019
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by John names March 18, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.
friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob
friend: oh my friend really likes him
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob
friend: oh my friend really likes him
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by Wingling January 21, 2019
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.
Jacob:hi
Other person:hi
Other person:hi
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