From Abbotsford BC, Canadian Idol Top 3 finalist! Most coolest, awesome-ist, singer/songwriter/performer ever!
by its a secret February 28, 2005

by kaisheretic August 23, 2021

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.
by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 30, 2021

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky
by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023

by thathotartsychick April 8, 2015

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.
Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.
by idkx1000 May 5, 2019
