Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

Long John Jigaboo Jones by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010

joneser 

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

joneser by Will August 19, 2003

Mike Jones 

A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."

Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*

Mike Jones by KGthaKid September 17, 2008

Dirty Jones 

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.

Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.

Bob: You need me to get you some?

Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.

Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.

Dirty Jones by LSDamn! January 4, 2011

Jonessa 

Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.

Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.

Jonessa by Brandon26 May 25, 2019

Rashida Jones 

Rashida Leah Jones is an American actress. She is also a writer and producer. Rashida is widely known for her role as Ann Perkins on the NBC comedy TV show, Parks and Recreation.

Rashida Jones is a successful woman.

Rashida Jones is my favorite actress!

Rashida Jones by MemberofTeamLisa August 1, 2019

Jonesha 

She’s a smart,funny,intelligent,beautiful,joy to be around;best looking girl with a gap you can ever meet.You’ll be a lucky person to meet one.

Girl 1: Hey who’s that new girl?
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.

Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.

Jonesha by Hey Gorgeous 😁 May 11, 2018