by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020
Get the Rubber Titsmug. A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
by Zaniel April 13, 2021
Get the squeaky titsmug. A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'
'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
Get the Spine Titmug. by fifi1234 January 7, 2016
Get the spider titsmug. Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
by ArchAngel-7 May 9, 2014
Get the hidden titsmug. A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011
Get the Tits of a Championmug. A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
Get the Samosa Titsmug.