Indie Kid

Self-righteous, green tea drinking dumbasses who incessantly try to "out-deep" each other by seeing who can put more Elliot Smith quotes on their myspaces and trying to pass it off as being original. They typically can't distinguish the difference between owning a guitar (typically acoustic) and being able to play one. Anyone else's taste in music is inferior to theirs especially if it doesn't have a reference to working out their causeless angst through cigarettes, coffee, and wearing stupid shoes. They're like paper cuts, no one likes them, but as foul as they are, no one cares enough about them to acknowledge them as anything important longer than about 22 seconds.

Chef's Mom: Oh lawdy, it's a succubus comin' to get mah baby!

Chef's Dad: Calm down the damn succubus and the potatoes a damn minute nahw, woman! Christmas, it's an indie kid!

Chef's Mom: Oh hang on, I'll go see if I have tree fiddy!

Chef's Dad: Dammit, woman, that's why the monstah keeps comin' back, 'cuz you keep giving him tree fiddy nahw!

by duderntooter December 22, 2008

Indie Bands With a Mission

Indie Bands With a Mission, also known as IBWAM, is a volunteer group/informal, non-profit organization. Our goal is to write cookbooks that feature a few local/unknown bands and the band members' favorite recipes.

The profits from each cookbook will go towards whatever charity the bands featured in the cookbook want to help. A few food banks in the Washington, DC area will benefit from the profits as well.

The first cookbook is Wonder Treats That Bands Fantasize About.

Girl 1: Did you hear about Indie Bands With a Mission?

Girl 2: No, who are they?

Girl 1: This great volunteer group! Matthew Fazzi & Isaac Bolivar of Taking Back Sunday/Happy Body Slow Brain, Find Vienna, AND Corrin Campbell joined. We should help them out. They give back to society!

Girl 2: COOL. Where can I check them out?

Girl 1: Everywhere! Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr!

by five yellow & white balloons December 9, 2009

indie

So awesome, non-mainstream in no way whatsoever. Someone that is indie does not follow the herd. You can not become indie, you are only born that way. To be indie is to not care about anything, but at the same time, to be above everything. Even this site.

1. Kalie is a most decidely non-indie person, while Jessica rocks the indie boat without trying.

by Johnny the Toaster English July 14, 2004

Indie

Generally considered to be what the emos of years gone by have grown up into, and with it recieving the same ignorant hatred etc, "Indie" simply refers to Independent Music, i.e. music which hasn't been signed to a label. Of course some people try to fit into this by "being" Indie, but really it's not something you can be. Such people typically have floppy, greasy hair, wear silly jumpers, chinos and vans and usually suffer from delusions of grandeur and smoke inexpensive roll ciggarettes whilst talking about how individual and different they are. Whilst not truely Indie, these people have come to earn the term "Indie" a bad name and with it have ruined anyone who happens to enjoy that type of music innocently, without being a pretentious poser.

My friends and I were discussing our Musical taste one evening in the pub when some Indie posers came over and started telling us how much cooler they are than us. Naturally, we told them to go get haircuts and come back once they'd washed.

by tell it like it is really July 30, 2011

indieling

A person, who is becoming an inide kid, but is getting some help off from an experienced Indie kid.

The little indieling is getting help off from her Indie sister.

by AdellicLingLing June 30, 2008

indiebum

essentially constructed from the co-joining of the outsourcer's mantra "Indian Bums on Seats",

Several thousand unemployed US and British IT workers can testify to its popularity

Harry sits around at home most days now since he was replaced by 3 clueless IndieBums!

by itjock September 7, 2009

Integra Curse

The Integra Curse occurs when a P plater drives a Honda Integra and they can't steer because they are noob, resulting in a collision. Beware: some of the victims who are inflicted with this 'awful' curse tell tales about how their drive shaft fell off and how it wasn't their fault.

Indian Bloke: Oiiii bro. my car rammed the barricade and now its written off.

Aussie Bloke: Yeah man, you never drive 90km/s in a residential area /sarcasm.

Indian Bloke: OMG Broo im gonna put my foot in the kent who sold me dis car bro.....

Aussie Bloke: LOL DC0 is a result of the Integra Curse and inexperienced hoons.

by shammers91 May 2, 2010