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Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both
Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”
by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021
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Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.
Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.
by Tina’s December 16, 2021
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human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.
My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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Humangalong Dongalong

A Humangalong Dongalong (hu-mun-guh-long donga-long) is another word for a joint, spliff, doobie, etc. and is largely considered as one of the most fun things to say
Hey Otto, wanna strap up another humangalong dongalong?

Otto: hell yeah dude, would love to
by LilJabba February 9, 2022
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Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
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