Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012

The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

Hammer thrower

Dirty football player known for bad hard man tactics will no real ball skills, often originating from ibrox and tynecastle

They're just a team of hammer throwers

by MC15 June 13, 2019

hammers and strings

a piano

Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.

'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin

by uoyssimi December 23, 2008

Hammersexual

A sexuality akin to jackhammering

"I'm not sure if Jon and are compatible; I've heard he's a hammersexual"

by Octoganacologist December 19, 2011

country hammers

A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!

That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!

by tgriff79 April 18, 2008