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Grand Blanc Hockey

A middle ground team usually with 2-4 seniors that carry the entire team, with a great coach. while the rest are there just to give the seniors a break. seasons mostly suck with a higher lost rate than win probably because they let furries on the team and like elfs.
You hear about grand blanc hockey yesterday?
yea got mercied 9-1 in the second period by mid michigan
by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025
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18A hockey

True benders. They tell people at school they are really good at hockey but when people say can i see your game they shun them off like they didnt ask the question or make something up about why they shouldnt go watch.
Ya I play 18A hockey I'm really good but, you shouldnt come watch my game there too expensive
by imnotwhojewthink March 17, 2010
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Hockey Jambo

The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.
Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!
by LaFlameCreg February 10, 2024
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Hockey

The best sport ever invented which is played on ice where the goal it to shoot a small black puck into a net. (Extremely hard to do, but very fun. Also it's really cool to watch)
Normal person: Hey what's better than hockey?
Sane person: *silence"
by Mixtum June 15, 2023
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hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
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Playing Hockey

The acting of fucking someone(don’t matter who) but like I mean FUCKING them
“I heard you and Stacy playing hockey ”
“Uh fuck ya
by dogs hit June 22, 2022
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