hitler

A crazy man with a wierd mustache . started WW2 in 1939 . killed millions of Jews and other Europeans . he wanted to rule the whole world but was eventually stopped . When he knew he was finally going to lose, he committed scuicide with his girlfriend, (yessir, he had a girl) whose name escapes my mind at the moment .

Guy 1: "wow, hitler was a f*cking nutcase ."

Guy 2:"i know . if he was still around, id shave off his stupid mustche and dip him in hot oil and stuff ..."

Guy 1: "......... okay ..."

by rawr fear me January 24, 2009

Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

Chocolate Hitler

When a man invades your Polish tunnel and you offer no resistance

i had a chocolate hitler last night.

by Revengerer May 29, 2009

Off the Hitler

When someone puts another person in extreme physical pain.

Man, when Tom rammed his fist into Bob's nutsack, it was off the Hitler.

by bodhicide January 12, 2005

hitlers mustache

a small, well trimmed pube patch

All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache

by muff muncher May 24, 2006

hitler

an evil person that tried to kill off all the european jews. He commited suicide because he was a pussy.

Hitler shot himself in 1945

by bob June 18, 2006

Adolf Hitler

President of germany 1938-1945 A very viscious racist man. Leader of the nazi party which killed and torchered millions of innocent people. Dissapeared after germany lost WW2.

News reperter Adolf Hitler has now inaveded poland

by wvalltheway July 10, 2009