Pearl Harbor Necklace

When you're giving someone a traditional pearl necklace, but you slip up a little and leave a big pool of cum that resembles a harbor.

I was trying to do a Jackson Pollock, but I did a Rothko; it was a pearl harbor necklace.

by oyster_tiffany69 February 29, 2016

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearl-Harbor

1) To catch an unsuspecting individual(s) by surprise
2) To catch someone on a lie and expose them when they least expect it

"They all think I don't know anything, wait until I Pearl-Harbor their asses."

by KURUMA February 1, 2017

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Fair Harbor Fire Island

Fair harbor

A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules

Go barefoot

Be respectful of the others
Tourists suck (only on the 4th of July)

Locals are the people to be around

Fair Harbor doesn’t do tourists, it’s all locals!!!
Fair Harbor is amazing

Fair Harbor Fire Island is a small town in Fire Island NY.

by FairHarborLover January 29, 2018

Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018