hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

by Carrite March 16, 2009

hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

haster

a person who eats toothpaste

my sister is a haster she just goes to the bathroom every single hour

by Earth Worm Sally April 1, 2018

hampster

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

pulled a hamstring

Another meaning for vomiting after a night (or day) of too much drinking.

Jeff went out with Greg and pulled a hamstring in the STRIPES van on the way home.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.

Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?

by irish89 January 23, 2008