3 definition by Curt zimmerman

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A fat bald guy with a beefy head
I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.
by Curt zimmerman April 30, 2006

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a small bumble bee with a large stinger.
that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.
by Curt Zimmerman May 20, 2006

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taking a frozen steak and slapping your girlfriend with it in the booty.
at christmas i steak slap every hot piece of ass that walks through that door.
by Curt Zimmerman May 20, 2006

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