Hamsterphile

A person who is sexually attracted to underage or pre-adolescent Hamsters. Usually committed with a skeleton hand.

Ex. My best friend is a hamsterphile

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

hamsterinc

my best friends and family, would kill and die for them<3 love you guys so much. fucking nerds :3

tommy: *reading talluhlah definitions*

me: *typing out how much i love hamsterinc*

by Eden’s lover :3 August 5, 2023

hampterism

A religion that is far more superior than any other. You will worship the all mighty hampter

I believe in hampterism

by Durr durr cave man August 29, 2023

hampter go swish

A compilation of Hamlet the Hamster from ACNH wearing Festivale-related merch and dancing in front of a ring light (put Champion as end search term). Even grace by faith people can find it amusing.

Person 1: Have you seen Hampter go swish last night? He’s so cute
Person 2: bro he’s just pretend lmao
Person 3: Who’s cuter? RuPaul or Hampter go swish?
Person 2: h a m p t e r
Persons 1&3: go find a wife and get a life

by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024

Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

by AnB34 July 25, 2024

Hamster Overdrive

Electrocuting a hamster while it is inserted up your vagina.

I love to initiate hamster overdrive during the weekends!

by squinto August 10, 2024

Hampter

A funny hamster

Hamburger hampter

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023