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These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.
A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?
by jess April 17, 2005
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Who didn't think that Ward would go guido?
by Kid Fury October 28, 2004
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guido

(n) someone who betrays his/her ancestors by living in a way that makes their culture/origin an object of ridicule, and/or is an embarrassment to people of similar descent
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"The Kardashians are such guidos - the Armenians haven't had press this bad since the Turks drove them into the ocean....100 years ago"
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scumbags vs. guidos

the tension between guidos and scumbags in certain schools. guidos are obviously short cut hair, ed hardy wearing, club going people with big egos. in this case a scumbag is as flanel wearing, dip spitting, bigger egos, kid who does not give a fuck and in regular society is considered disgusting.
In allentown high school, the scumbags hate the guidos. Can anyone say scumbags vs. guidos?
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