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Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013
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Golden pancake

The act of urinating on the nipple of a saggy tit while simultaneously flipping the tit over with a spatula.
Paul took off his shirt and his man titties looked like he got a golden pancake last night.
by Tango Charlie October 27, 2018
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The Golden Dream

An Australian Rules Football star in the 70's. Known for his long flowing beautiful golden hair. A top bloke.
Wow who's that good sort in the number 12 jersey?
Oh that's The Golden Dream... he's way out of your league Shazza.
by andrewdenton September 26, 2010
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Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.
I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me
by Just do it June 9, 2009
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golden tornado

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.
The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.
by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005
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do-gooder

See bleeding heart liberal. Someone who thinks they are helping society by championing oppressed minority groups, when in fact they are ruining society and crippling free speech.
by con July 14, 2004
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Golden Cupcake

A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.
Dude, I so golden Cupcaked your mom last night. -Rory to Pat
by ThreeG October 23, 2004
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