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I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.
Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.
by Intergalactic November 26, 2014
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Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.
ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
by NIggerKirito October 30, 2019
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Are You Going To Finish That Croissant?, also referred as "Cwosant," is a line from mispronunciation of the word croissant said by Carl Wheezer from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius on Nickelodeon. It is commonly used in YouTube Poop remix videos.
Are you going to finish that croissant? I really want it.
by bbbbbbdddddd January 25, 2021
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That ain't going nowhere

A term said by dads across America when they fasten something down and smack it to prove its static placement.
*drill noises*
*smacks object*
"That ain't going nowhere:"
by Eian Anderson May 30, 2021
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this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
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going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.
Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!
by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010
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going full walrus

Changing your mindset to that of a walrus
It's was at that point that Wallace lost his shit by going full walrus
by Elgood January 28, 2015
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