glitter lava

can entertain you for hours. or maybe i'm just a freak. it's sparkles gleam in the sunlight. and you can make fart noises with it. DON'T LET IT DRY UP.

"dude, what's on your face?"
"uh, glitter lava..."

by glitterlavarocks March 6, 2009

Glitter Stick

a contraption created by shinall used to glitter sleeping and inattentive students; 4 taped together meter sticks containing various colors and types of glitter; a cruel and unusual torture method used by shinall to create laughter and humiliation.

Wow! I fell asleep in shinall's class and he used the glitter stick on me!

by m-sleezy March 7, 2010

gutter bonsai

When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.

I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.

by FucilloHuge November 28, 2011

Glitterally

Used to express the extremity of one's gayness.

"You are Glitterally the gayest thing I've ever seen"

by guerodude95 September 11, 2011

Glitterpire

1. A lame vampire noted for being part of the Twilight cult.

2. Any wannabe vampire or Goth who takes their cues from teen romances.

3. An emo who wants to be goth

1. Dracula would so own that glitterpire Edward.

2. That glitterpire is ruining our party with his shirt being open all the time.

by Akirajay38 November 17, 2011

Glitterage

Edward Cullen, or Casey Roth, sparkley things

Casey Roth has glitterage around his mouth.

by :trollface: March 8, 2012

Glitter Puke

glit-ter / py-ook

To be so fabulous, you puke up glitter.

"I rock this dress like glitter puke"

"She's so fantastic, she pukes glitter"

"This purse is so amazing I'm going to glitter puke"

by The Glitteratti December 3, 2013