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Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter
I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.
by Gags730 October 13, 2014
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filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.
I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus
by Eddie January 9, 2004
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Failtard

Someone or something who is both an epic failure and a complete fucking retard. This person or thing has no ammbition in life other than to piss people the hell off.
Chris: OMG that MisterJenkins is on the dam forums again.
Ian: Ahh man, that guy's a fucking failtard!
Chris: I'm gonna delete the motherfucker's posts.
Ian: Pwned!
by Azayles May 6, 2008
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pimms filter

Young ladies who get drunk on pimms at garden parties and proceed to shed their panties for young studs.
The party was spoiled by the distinct lack of pimms filters in attendance, there were a couple of cougars there so all was not lost.
by Shrek March 8, 2005
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cradle of filth

Here's the way I see it.

Cradle of Filth are british (well, not all the members but COF was formed in britain and Dani is british and most of the origional members were british so they are british).

And British metal bands like to do things slightly differently than American metal bands. Take Iron Maiden for example, they were around the same time as Metallica, they are both Heavy Metal bands and yet sound very different.

Cradle Of Filth are a British version of Death / Black Metal. Their music and themselves has all the qualities a black / death metal band needs to to be picky why don't we called them BBM / BDM (british black / death metal).


Anyway, I think COF are an amazing band, just discovered them 6 months ago and allready I am well into their music. I started by listening to songs like: Presents From The Poison Hearted, Her Ghost In The Fog, Saffron's Curse and Cruelty Bought Thee Orchids.

I recommend COF to anyone who is into gothic type music and lyrics, someone who into bands from HIM to Slipknot could like COF. Hell! I am into many different bands and still like COF, amoungst my CD collection is: iron maiden, white / rob zombie, marilyn manson, HIM, slipkot, s.o.a.d, disturbed, murderdolls.

so this just shows that wotever type of metal you're into there's always a place for Cradle Of Filth in your collection who are currently at the top of my CD pile :)
Nymphetamine is coming this September ! ! ! that's just 2 months ! ! !
by robert July 7, 2004
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PURE FILTH

When men need some help with the females... they hunt and find the Pure Filth girlie... she is a sight to be seen. Not only does she gather phone numbers like no other, she knows everyone and anyone, can get you into anywhere for free, can get you chatting to the hottest girls and boys --- as they are all her friends.. AND... has done most things but is never called dirty as her reputation is in tact due to the fact that she only pulls the hottest guys... and nobody messes with this girl otherwise you may find the tennis, rugby, football and err... badminton teams on your ass!!!!
Jamie + Tim: "My god Ollie your sooooo dirrty!!!"

Ollie: "I'm not dirrty!!! I'm PURE FILTH!!"
by Pure Filth October 25, 2006
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cradle of filth

Lovely, cuddly, somewhat Gothic band, who dont take themselves too seriously.
Hence, they are hated by "real" black metal fans because they do things like having a laugh, instead of being "credible" and burning down churches in sweden or something
Dimmy Bugaboo fan: " my favorite band look like Kiss and produce humourless sludge while trying to be scary!"
BLLOOORRRRPPP!!!!
(implodes under weight of own pseud-ness)
by Skeletal Munchkin December 7, 2004
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