NBA Finals 2006

The biggest joke ever resulting in the worst NBA champion of all time. The series where Dwyane Wade took more free throws in just 3 of the games than he did in the WHOLE 6 game Chicago series. The series where the refs cheated their asses off and Miami still only managed to get 3 of their 4 wins by a COMBINED 6 points. A plot to get Wade a ring before the rest of his overpaid team gets old and sucks even more and save him from being ringless and old like KG, AI, etc.

NBA Finals 2006 Commentary: Dwyane Wade drives to the hoop, stutters, pistol whips josh howard, goes up, defensive foul AND ONE!! The Miami Heat are your new NBA Champions!!

by Grant Hill October 9, 2006

finals

F**K
I'm
Not
Asian
Life
Sucks

asian: hwa eyy a hwo kazika! (asian for "finals are today")

me: dammit. Can we switch brains for the day?

asian: Mwoi how gui-lo! (asian for "stupid whitey")

by white trash from SWHS June 8, 2010

Finals syndrome

Addiction to coffee, jumbling up words, having jitters and lack of sleep from cramming are common symptoms of Finals Syndrome

Leah: Your purse is totally glantago!
Emma: Huh??
Leah: sorry... just suffering from an acute case of Finals Syndrome.

by Leah Si March 19, 2007

Finals Fifteen

Similar to the weight college freshman gain in their first year of college, but this is the 15 pounds everyone puts on during finals week. This can be credited to the amount of coffee and snacks consumed while staying up late studying.

Last night I stayed up until 3 A.M. studying for my biology final; I ate a whole box of Cheez-Its, two Little Debbies cream rolls, and four cups of coffee. Yeah, I am definitely going to gain the Finals Fifteen.

by RUFFLESx December 30, 2009

finals fur

the facial hair you can't seem to convince yourself to shave during the weeks leading up to and during finals week itself.

wow, did you see that guy in my history class? his finals fur was almost at mountain man status.

by sc-am December 20, 2008

the fina lifestyle

just about ready to throw down in the wasteland of homes ond daughters

im livin the fina lifestyle

by if it were in a time portal December 11, 2009

Finals Fan

Any one that has not been involved and or followed a sport until it gets close to the very end and therefore knows only what can be learned from pregame shows and highlight reels.Finals fans have know real allegiance to a team and only root for teams good enough to make the playoffs.

Example 1

Paul:This is the Lakers' year again I'm telling you.

Bill:Wow you you're such a finals fan.

Example 2

Paul: man the Steelers got this one who the heck are the packers.

Will: you're totally a finals fan.

by The Number One Finals Fan August 2, 2011