banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

rig farm

a group of rigs so overwhelming that it seems they must be growing somewhere in the vicinity

I went to scarf's sisters 18th last night. rig farm.

by badforya December 23, 2010

Crowsmoor Farm

A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.

Barry: I drove past Crowsmoor Farm earlier.

Dave: I hate those pricks.

by doltyruss May 16, 2011

hankey farm

somewhere that you get caught fucking a girl

i was fucking my girl then it turned into a hankey farm when her dad walked in

by ballsweata6969 December 10, 2011

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

Weed Farm

A Group created on Whatsapp exclusively for weed lovers for sharing their MaryJane's intoxicating experience.

Yo Weed farm Brothers !!!!

by ViShaL SinGh May 4, 2015