Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

by dats2dope January 7, 2010

Fake News

CNN

CNN is Fake News

by Alien Robot June 22, 2020

FAKE CHOWING

PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL

Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...

by Mary Jane Jones July 15, 2011

fakeasm

A fake orgasm used when your guy can't please you but you don't want to hurt his feelings.

"Justin didn't even come close."
"Then just fakeasm!!"

by kaitlyn February 16, 2004

Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

by jbuti September 27, 2010

Fakebook

Its an imaginary virtual land where everything is believable. Like being in high school for all ages. Who run around dancing with fairies and unicorns. Sending other Fakebook users annoying magical game requests. Having the Fakebook on the not so smart phone, then looking at everyone's life and seeing how great they have it! Its all real in Fakebook world. Fakebook husband and wives sending other Fakebook users messages about things that shouldn't be mentioned. Its all fun and games in Fakebook world till the reality Governor comes and takes it all away!

Petro holds onto his love device the all new Crapple pad. His eyes pure and bright with sheer excitement. Its like a lust, you'd swear he's five and its xmas time. But he's not five, he's damn near fifty! What's all the smiles about. He just got a cow from Fakefarmville and its suddenly raining golden gems. All while he's suppose to be working. Two co-workers look on watching the great mystery.

Stinky: whats up with Petro?
Vooger: he's in deep with Fakebook again most likely
Stinky: Well he better get out of that before the boss see's him again. The guy is always on Fakebook
Vooger: Ahhh its alright its just Fakebook land home of the fairies and unicorns

Stinky: I don't think the boss will like it that he's not getting his work done
Vooger: The boss! Good one, that's a laugh.
Stinky: Why is that a laugh?
Vooger: Why you didn't hear?

Stinky: Hear what? I haven't heard jack squat!
Vooger: Yeah like the rumor is he's on Fakebook too messaging Krueger's wife.

Stinky: Now that's hilarious
Vooger: wont be if Krueger finds out that fella is a real killer
Stinky: true but its just Fakebook land!

by MavrickSauls September 18, 2014