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Emo fail

An emo fail is a person who tries to act emo but completely makes themselves look like an idiot
John put on eyeliner to try to be emo but failed making him and emo fail
by gayhater69420 July 27, 2017
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hierarchy of fail

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees
Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.
by SargeSmith April 27, 2008
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License Fail

A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...

...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.

Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?

Guy 2- Nah, what...?

Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009
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Casey-fail

To fail at something you prepared for, and you can never get it right. Or, simply to fail at anything and everything.
Wow he just Casey-failed so hard.
by that tennie guy August 13, 2010
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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meta fail

Man: You fale, bitch!
Girl: You misspelled fail. META FAIL!
by Fale April 1, 2009
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Insta-fail

To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)
Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.

Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......

Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.
by Doubledome July 2, 2007
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