Finals Depression

The feeling of worthlessness, prolonged sadness, and hopelessness that one gets when committing acts that are related to finals. (Studying, taking the final, mentioning finals, hearing about finals.)

“The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression”

“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”

by Depresshen December 15, 2017

The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex

Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!

by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018

Final Solution

When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice

Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution

by M.P.J January 23, 2020

final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

The Grand Finale

When you come.

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

finally

“after a horribly boring and long time”

finally, we made it back home after school

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.

Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.

by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020