Grand Existing

Always existing, present, and at the highest level.

This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.

by Woke Seed May 30, 2025

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

I wan't not exist

I wan't not exist is a common word used in many games to expres the feling of lose or shame.

Jake - you forgot to do your homwork.
paul - I wan't not exist

by blyatman437 March 25, 2019

marks.non_existing.break

Favorite bestie that doesn’t post. Seems very sweet wish I knew them better :))

marks.non_existing.break best person

by Stan Oneus December 18, 2020

schrodinger's existentialism

The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence

Dude, I am schrodinger's existentialism...

by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021

why does this exist

Don't ask me. I don't know either

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021