Undercover Elephant

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.

"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"

by BobTrollop May 27, 2007

Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013

Nellie the Elephant

To Bombay

A travelling circus came

They brought an intelegent elephant

and Nellie was her name

One dark night

she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran

to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band

When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked

so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe

They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked

to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away

they meet one night in silver light

on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

by Death Menace February 6, 2023

elephant

When your smoking a pipe, and your buddy takes a big hoot, and blows all your weed out

That dumbass, he elephanted all my weed!

by Jessie C September 23, 2006

white elephant gang bang

an orgy where partners are chosen white elephant style.

if you lose your partner you can steal one or be paired with the next person revealed. once all people have been revealed couples pair off and bang can be rinse and repeat.
variations.

no-homo: any same sex couples are then coupled with the opposite sex for a four way.
rotation- after it starts every 5 minutes the next person in rotation can stay or swap

I went to a white elephant gang bang last night it was awesome, chicks were smokin

by mavriksc June 27, 2010

elephant

an elephant is almost all japanese without a circumsized penis yuta to be exact

yuta

by ryan May 26, 2003

elephantitis of the head

Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.

That girl's got elephantitis of the head!

by Bob July 30, 2003