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f-email

Email - usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff - from a significant other, sister, or mother.

Most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
I'll read it later, it's just f-email.
by zygo August 7, 2009
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flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.
Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.
by Bombcat June 17, 2007
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OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY

No it's not dyslexic latin, moreover it translates to "Oh I thought you meant you don't want it."

It is a surrogate phrase for the latter, often used in shocking scenarios, be that a debate, an argument or in a moment of intense revelation.
Legend has it that it was coined in Rushden, Northamptonshire - although this was never officially verified
Person 1: OI, WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
Person 2: OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY!
Person1: eh?
by BER - T January 15, 2021
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emachines

A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.
My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.
by thatkidisfat May 5, 2005
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emannuel

god, emannuel is such a little fruit
by alextheepimp November 7, 2009
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emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.
Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"
by poja August 2, 2004
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Emancipate

To punch someone hard in the face when asked to.
Jimmy, emancipate him! (Jimmy then punches the individual needing emancipation)
by Resnet Lincoln October 7, 2010
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