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Email - usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff - from a significant other, sister, or mother.

Most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
I'll read it later, it's just f-email.
f-email by zygo August 7, 2009
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The most handsome and amazing man to ever walk this earth. Anybody that has met Emileo is said to be the luckiest of the human species.

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femailman 

a woman who works for the postal service; a mailwoman.
Look ma! The femailman just dropped off ma package!
femailman by SteveisDelicious January 10, 2009
An email that is sent from a female to other females due to it's "Ahh" factor. It's content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.
Debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.
Femail by Lorcán000 February 16, 2009
the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males
Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.
femail by srini_cbe December 1, 2011

Femail Man 

The woman who delivers your mail
Dude! The femail man is here!
Femail Man by Superjay76 October 4, 2017

Femailer 

A female "mail man"
ME: "my mail man got fired for being a Pedophile now I got this new chick"

Friend: "Dude you got a femailer".
Femailer by zaros385 December 14, 2016