dylan

Bigger in the belly and/or breast region
Has a massive but short penis as this resembles fail.

1. God why do we have to play soccer with all the Dylans!
2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me! I'd be Dylanated.

by Terry Mayo June 24, 2009

a dylan

a phrase describing a person that is physically or mentally outcasted from society due to an undeseriable trait/flaw in looks, intelligence, or personality, usually manifesting their hatred and low self esteem by combating all rebuttles from society using the trite and over used word "care"

someone who recieves in bed.

wow look at that downie over there, he looks as bad as he smells. care? wow your such a dylan

wow, i was a dylan last night in bed when we engaged in rough butt sex.

by rofltittytastic July 9, 2009

dylan

probably the biggest asshole you will ever meet. total player. jumps from girl to girl. not really planning for the long run.

just you wait dylan, your actions are gonna come back to bite you

by meemeemeemeemee June 28, 2015

Dylanism

Supreme Bitchery, to the nth degree times infinity.

i.e. Dylan Soper is really suffering from a bad case of Dylanism... And his hemorrhoids.

by R. U. Slime April 23, 2009

dylan

guy who loves huge ass dick and loves white ass loves PORN HUB although he thinks watching a movie is porn hub.

hey my names dylan want to watch a movie .

by dg;oarh April 28, 2017

dylan

an extreme fag. jacks off to his naked mom, and fucked his dog. has a huge horse dick and loves rusty vaginas. a very good lover but extremely ignorant

oh hes such a dylan!

by vagina devourer69 April 28, 2017

dylan

A fucking pussy who likes dick up the ass

Omg, Dylan is such a Dylan

by dylanlikesballs May 10, 2014