Dylan 

Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.

"EW! It's Dylan! "
"Armed you guys dating?"

"Yeah but he's still a weird cunt"

Dylan by daddy9inch May 23, 2016

Dylan 

A dumbass nerd who wears dumbass shoes. The dumbass looks like shaggy and slightly resembles a palm tree. If you see him take a picture and make a meme. Its really funny to make fun of him.

Look at those dumbass shoes. What a dylan.

Dylan by Piratewizard March 6, 2017

Dylan 

Dylan a freak who looks like 2 Couzens fucked and the kid was there atistic baby

eeew u look like dylan

Dylan by armyboy123 November 28, 2018

Dylan 

A completely sicko who has fetishes for brutes, stereotypes in general, clowns, rubber/inflatable everything and just about every non-typical fetish out there, often tries to take part in bizarre sexual rituals involving any of those aforementioned things, forces other people he roleplays with to be in relationships with him.

He's a classic Dylan, always forcing people to have sex with him.

Dylan by MM132 March 4, 2019

Dylan 

Dylan is typically a nerdy football player is constantly pitying himself. He has brown hair and eyes and a lot of people like him out of pity from his own complaining. He's very smart, strong, and fairly attractive, but that's about it. He sucks at sex and has a super small penis. His would be a better Johnson than a Dylan. A lil bit selfish and has the ability to be mean without knowing it. Despite what all these other definitions say about Dylan's there not very accurate, I went to collage with at least an entire class full of Dylan's and they all follow this. In short they're like 6 on a scale from 1 to 10.

Sarah: Wow, so Dylan huh?

Hailey: Yeah well... He's alright I guess.

Dylan by Abcdefu November 27, 2012

Dylan 

The coolest guy in the world. He is practicaly albino, white hair and his skin is translucent. He loves God and always will. Dylan is my best friend and he goes to trinity christian school in kailua hawaii. Hey dylan if your reading this you a bloody legend. This is Mitchell. Horah

He is also the sexiest hottest dude around if you don't like him now you will later

Dylan is awesome

Dylan by The real Mitchell Krueger May 4, 2020

Dylan 

Dylan is a slag term for a engaging in felatio with a flaccid penis.

"He was dylaning me until I got super hard"

Dylan by Yerpiederp April 30, 2019