Dutch Supersoaker

To give a rusty trombone at the moment of ejaculation.

I gave Spencer a dutch supersoaker. He was not pleased.

by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016

dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

by Radjin May 31, 2017

Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.

I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.

by ffemtroberts April 20, 2018

Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)

After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.

by DutchCannon January 4, 2018

dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.

She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.

by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018