corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

Hipster Douche Clichè

A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.

I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.

by CACubsFan March 12, 2017

Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017

Class A Douchebag

A douchebag towards everyone, family and friends included.

Oh man, did you see the way Mike punched his mom in the face? That's a Class A Douchebag right there!

Rob, stop being a Class A Douchebag and pay your dad back the 20 bucks you stole!

by Tistheboss August 25, 2012

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

turbo douchebag

1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag

2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag

I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.

by A. "Flopsy" Paris March 24, 2004

Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.

After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008