a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

divide and conquer

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.

Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.

by Deboe August 31, 2008

Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

by Anonymous night shift worker March 28, 2009

Divin

I made this up - I meant to say divine, but I had a typing error and I said divin.
It means sexy, divine, amazing. Like you look divin. So it is normally used to desribe a person (looks mainly, not so much personality) but you can say that you're divin - if you feel divine or amazing or sexy etc.

"You look divin"
"Wow, he/she makes me feel divin"
"God, I feel well divin"

by Francesca/Fran November 10, 2008

Scuba Diving

Vaginal Motorboating

I went scuba diving between her legs

by blondeitalian November 10, 2013

dumpster diving

Dumpster Diving is the term given to 'going down on' a really really ugly, skanky female. Generally her loose-as-a-goose, diseased pussy is considered as the 'dumpster'.

I walked in and caught you dumpster diving your fat ugly sister. Whats up with that dude?

This definition was made up on the spot.

by Diego December 5, 2003

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006