This morning I woke up and couldn't tell if I was in a dream world or the real world. I think I have a dreamer's disease.
by Douryn August 2, 2021

Sunburn to a black person
by Eric Robert Harris April 30, 2008

Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention
Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )
Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown
Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention
Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )
Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown
Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!
by Masta Dragon Red January 11, 2008

WAF's disease
1. The "Weird As F***" Disease
2. When someone has no social graces
3. When someone never filters what they say and think they're being funny, but are just making everyone else uncomfortable and feel really awkward.
1. The "Weird As F***" Disease
2. When someone has no social graces
3. When someone never filters what they say and think they're being funny, but are just making everyone else uncomfortable and feel really awkward.
"Amanda is weird as f***, she's got that WAF's disease!"
"Amanda's WAF's went crazy the other day and she started talking about her addiction to video games...it was really embarassing that she wasn't embarassed."
"Amanda's WAF's went crazy the other day and she started talking about her addiction to video games...it was really embarassing that she wasn't embarassed."
by lalalanc February 25, 2009

The gay disease is when you say gay too much times when texting or talking it can cause cancer or cause you to be gay yourself
by Yugi740 June 18, 2018

One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .
by Fredwardmoo February 4, 2009

A disease that's plagued people with lack of empathy, sympathy, ability to care and make appropriate friends.
Oh, that guy is being really awkward and being with the wrong friends. I'm not sure why he hasn't texted me back as he is showing his definite friendship with me, man.. he has a social disease.
by OfficialDefinitionFreak February 19, 2017
