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Detect

a screenshare tool used by people who have 0 idea what they are talking about. this tool is the easiest way to bluescreen your pc and probably find your info on doxbin next time you go on it. if you feel like selling your data to a weirdo, then feel free to use detect.
i just ran detect ac and got banned because chrome flagged as a kernel driver bypass
i just ran detect and my pc doesnt work anymore
i just started detect and my paypal opened for some reason
by pvpvince October 8, 2025
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Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.
Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.
by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025
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dick deflected

Yesterday, when we were at the party, Matt and Ross completely dick deflected Jason.
by Billyosnomepanoeoinaompboineom November 2, 2009
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Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
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tit deflect

A Pokemon move that was made by Cassandra when a ball hit her in the boobs and deflected, going back the direction it came from.
Holy Shit! Cassie just used tit deflect!
by sexyhybrid101 May 22, 2014
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drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
by uncreative2 June 15, 2014
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