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i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
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Fuck n' Dump 

Self explanatory. After having engaged in sexual intercourse and/or activity, either one or both of the individuals come to an ultimatum in which they terminate the relationship that had brought them to such a level of intimacy. Basically, one of the bastards gets cold feet and walks out on that other bitch's ass.
See Bill run. See Bill run over to Suzy's place for a booty call. See Bill turn into a pussy and give Suzy the good old Fuck n' Dump.
Fuck n' Dump by Muffin Johnsen November 23, 2006

Back it up and dump it 

When dancing at the club: This is when a woman faces away from you, bends over, and uses you like a stripper pole. This usually includes booty to package contact, with rhythmic grinding, followed with a quick squat performed by the woman to where dat ass either hits the dance floor, or your shoe.

When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
lil Wayne in the song, 'Every Girl': "...I just wanna get behind it, and watch you back it up and dump it..."

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Bob: What did you do this weekend?

John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of yo mama's basement!

Kriss Kross Dump 

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.
The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.
Kriss Kross Dump by HobieKopek September 10, 2008

Cum Dumpster 

1. (n) A person that is used for sexual purposes and is known for simply being a receptacle for semen.

A "Cum Dumpster" may either enjoy this behavior or may be too stupid to understand that they are being used for this purpose (see: cum-dumbster). This behavior may coincide with those of a slut/skank/slore/skeeze/whore.

Alternate spellings include "cum-dumpster", "cumdumpster", and "Bobbi Starr"
Guy #1: "Holy shit, last night Angie gave damn near everyone at the party blowjobs. I think every guy there wound up blowing his load in her mouth."

Guy #2: "Christ, what a Cum Dumpster."
Cum Dumpster by phroot October 15, 2008

Dump the clip 

Dump the clip is either a action or a command.

As an action, it means emptying a clip from a gun by shooting all the rounds into something (or someone).

As a command, it means to shoot at something, however, it does not necessarily mean shooting all rounds.
"The crackhead pulled a knife on me so dumped the clip on him."

"Holy shit! That guy has a gun! Dump the clip!"
Dump the clip by TheManikin December 22, 2008
a. intransitive verb.
1. To defecate
2. To end a relationship usu. one of a romantic nature
3. To empty the clip of one's firearm usu. a handgun
4. To empty a large amount of substance at once as if defecating
5. Automobiles: To dump the clutch is to release the clutch very quickly without accompanying acceleration increase usu. causing the automobile to stall or otherwise jerk.
6. To post the entire contents of something where it may not typically be feasible to do so

b. transitive verb
1. To have been removed from a relationship usu. of a romantic nature
c. noun
1. An unattractive person usu. female

2. Feces; Stool; Excrement
3. Material not to be considered true; see Bullshit
a.
1. Ah Phillip, I just took a huge dump and now I feel great!
2. Yeah I dumped that fat bitch last night and now I feel great!
3. Eyo Phillip, I dumped on that nigguh you was telling me about and now I feel great!
4. You just dumped the whole tub of chlorine down the drain you idiot!
5. Make sure you don't dump the clutch when you're starting up a hill.
6. ITT dubs picks which folder I dump.

b.

1. Hey Trish! I'm really sorry about you and Matt, I heard you got dumped over some football team.

c.
1. Dude, that fat bitch over there is a total dump.
2. Holy crap! Did you see the dump in the second stall? It's got to be at least 30 Keurigs.
3. Whatever Michael everyone knows you never nailed Stacey's mom, that's a load of dump.
Dump by CosmicHandGrenade June 1, 2015