dip fucker

Ex (wife | husband) who, even when married, was just noT the brightest bulb on the tree.

"Dip Fucker just called, needs to swap visitation weekends" That fucking asshole just called again, wants to borrow money.

by jebucha July 23, 2011

Fun dip

you get your penis wet then sprinkle cocaine on your penis. Then have someone lick/suck it off

That crackhead really loves fun dips!

by Will Donnie August 15, 2017

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006

Toe dipping

Dipping your toes in the waters of flirting. They're a friend but you both flirt without going too far. A toe dip.

Girl:ya, we're toe dipping but I kinda want more.

by That female January 4, 2017

Pringle Dipping

'Pringle Dipping' is a term used for fisting a woman. A hand is generally positioned in the same way for fisting as it is when you reach down a tube of pringles.

"I went pringle dipping last night"

"I dipped for pringles in Susan on Thursday"

by the_fleeting_visitor December 9, 2013

dumpster dip

Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.

Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"

Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"

Mark: "Clueless..."

by the_planarian May 14, 2005

Tactical Dip

The act of doing a Tactical Dip, is that of dipping out of a "relationshit" so hard & abruptly, that its considered a tactical combat maneuver.

"Kevin took a Tactical Dip out of that relationship with Karen."

by Sprinkles91 October 20, 2020