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cyber-masturbation

when people on Facebook like their own pictures/statuses
A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation
by dick007 December 31, 2012
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Cyberfly

Someone preoccupied with going from social site to blog to social site as their sole or primary means of human interaction and validation.

The cyber version of a barfly or social butterfly. Also known as cyber butterfly or social media butterfly.
A day in the life a cyberfly:

@tracykitty123: Today was awesome! 22 new friends - all on Facebook. I had a great Skype with my colleagues in Germany, Britain and China. I completed my online course in SEO. And, the topper, I was introduced to Deepak Chopra via LinkedIn today! Now I'm going to decompress by getting naughty in a chat room on Livelinks! Can't wait until I get to do it all again tomorrow!
by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013
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Cyber Thot

The use of a female's breasts, butt, or any attractive body part in a picture or a video for likes and follows on social media. They do not get paid.

(AKA Cyber Hoe)
Bob: Bro, Look at this picture of this girl! She's got her cleavage hanging out of her shirt!

Joe: Dude, get over it she's a Cyber Thot.
by Infinityy May 9, 2014
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cyborg noodle

Cyborg Noodle is a cyborgs of Gorillaz band member Noodle Cyborg Noodle is also really fucking hot
by Stupotstuff April 19, 2017
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Cyberpunked

also reffered to as cyberpranked is a result of action where an unsuspecting victim gets completely annihlated.

Getting cyberpunked usually consists of two phases.
The first phase is formally called baiting. Goal of this phase is to make victims drop their guard. This is usually achieved by overpromising, falsely reassuring and by giving expectations without planning to meet them.
When victim get volnerable and hopeful, second phase begins.
In the second phase victim is shown reality that's worse than promised and painfully different from victim's expectations.
That's how victim gets cyerpunked.

For maximum effect T-pose while walking into sunset.

The current record holder is CD Projekt Red that on December 10 2020 cyberpunked 8 million people at once.
I believed Cyberpunk would work on PS4 and I preordered. I got completely cyberpunked because it just keeps crashing.
Maybe not our sock but definitelly suck on these nuts. I'm Johhny Silverhand and you just got cyberpunked.
by NotBurn February 22, 2021
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cyber athlete

1. One who spends much time on internet games

2. an oxymoron
The nerd tries to justify his social shortcomings by declaring himself a cyber athlete, making him more 1337
by El Zoido August 30, 2004
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Cyber

1.To have online sex
cybering
2.to cyber
3.Have cybered
I was on the computer cybering with a random girl or man
by jojo213456 June 20, 2007
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