Cheesy Gordita Crunch

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it

Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

by Spicy Cabbage November 8, 2019

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

Conch

A person that is very nosy and has a big mouth. Usually full of excuses and lies.

Luis Bonilla is named Dona Conch because he gets involved in things that have nothing to do with him.

by Luis Varo November 5, 2009

cinch

hot cowboy that treats girls with respect and works hard

“that kid is going to be a cinch some day”

by brad finkel December 25, 2017

Capin' Crunch

One bad ass motha fucka with the best cereal eva! with the most crunchy crunch within this crunchy galaxy. And he WILL crunchatize your ass.

Dude, have you had capin' crunch? that shit is crunchy!

by Dylburger February 5, 2010

crunchdonkey

and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.

"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."

by ntuhlekt April 21, 2005