Curb Cooter 

A disease ridden snatch attached to a dirty looking woman, mainly a prostitute but may be a commoner whom does not take good care of their snatch. You may also contract curb cooter from receiving dirty dick.

damn bro i was in lancaster, ohio and this curb cooter was tryin to get on my dick. Get off me you curb cooter havin ho im not tryin to have my dick fall off...damn...

Curb Cooter by snatchalicious & florida August 5, 2011

drunk as Cooter Brown 

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

drunk as Cooter Brown by freemason November 10, 2007

cactus cooter 

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

cactus cooter by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.

Junk Yard Cooter by bad dawg November 15, 2004

Rusty Cooter 

A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.

I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.

Rusty Cooter by wigger4life October 7, 2009

cousin cooter 

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

cousin cooter by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017

Balloon cooter 

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

Balloon cooter by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021