cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

Cooter looter

When a girl puts something in her pussy and a guy acts like it’s loot from crate or chest

Me and my wife did a cooter looter last night

by Unga bunga July 28, 2022

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

Cooter

A cooter is warm, soft and often wet place of a female's lady bits and desired by many men who want to cuddle with it.

That girl's cooter was so warm and snuggly, I didn't want the moment to end!

by TheBigBlind May 16, 2018

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

Cooter Boof

The act of expelling marijuana smoke into the female vaginal canal with the intent of intoxication.

Dude I cooter boofed her so hard she was blowing smoke rings

by BoofinKing May 16, 2025