When some one comments towards some one else on facebook, triggering an entire conversation lasting anywhere between 5- 473 comments. This not only causes those not included in the commentversation to feel left out or dejected but can also create feelings of extreme irritation to those who are included but do not want to be because of the fact that they recieve notifications for every single comment.
Zach: (signs in to facebook) WOW! I have 473 notifications! people must really love me!
Joe: oh, that's just me and Karen having commentversation.
Zach: dammit. I kinda thought...
Joe: Nope, every one still hates you.
Joe: oh, that's just me and Karen having commentversation.
Zach: dammit. I kinda thought...
Joe: Nope, every one still hates you.
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When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret
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Internet users who post, en mass, mostly-useless comments on online articles.
This term particularly refers to users who post comments on articles which not the kind of articles which require any analysis. The articles generally come in 2 types: (1) articles about superficial topics (such as: entertainment, celebrity) that aren't important enough to comment on. And (2) articles where the general opinion about the article is obvious so there is no need to state it.
Comment cattle are usually the kind of people that like to hear themselves talk, and are generally less intelligent than the average internet user. One of the ironies about comment cattle is that they usually post comments on articles to point out how stupid other people are.
Some savvy internet users now create viral stories to draw in comment cattle, such as the girl who supposedly got a tattoo on her arm after dating her boyfriend for only one week - even though it turned out to be a hoax. Even some legitimate news sites write articles which are particularly designed to bring out comment cattle - "The Huffington Post" and "Yahoo" are two examples.
This term particularly refers to users who post comments on articles which not the kind of articles which require any analysis. The articles generally come in 2 types: (1) articles about superficial topics (such as: entertainment, celebrity) that aren't important enough to comment on. And (2) articles where the general opinion about the article is obvious so there is no need to state it.
Comment cattle are usually the kind of people that like to hear themselves talk, and are generally less intelligent than the average internet user. One of the ironies about comment cattle is that they usually post comments on articles to point out how stupid other people are.
Some savvy internet users now create viral stories to draw in comment cattle, such as the girl who supposedly got a tattoo on her arm after dating her boyfriend for only one week - even though it turned out to be a hoax. Even some legitimate news sites write articles which are particularly designed to bring out comment cattle - "The Huffington Post" and "Yahoo" are two examples.
EXAMPLE 1 - An article about Jenifer Aniston buying new shoes:
Commenter #1: "This article is stupid. Why do they even publish this?"
Commenter #2: "Because it brings out the comment cattle. Like you."
EXAMPLE 2 - An article about a mom who sold her kids for a Big Mac:
Commenter #1: "Burn in hell."
Commenter #2: "I can't believe a mother would do this."
Commenter #987: "She doesn't deserve to be a mother!"
Commenter #1: "This article is stupid. Why do they even publish this?"
Commenter #2: "Because it brings out the comment cattle. Like you."
EXAMPLE 2 - An article about a mom who sold her kids for a Big Mac:
Commenter #1: "Burn in hell."
Commenter #2: "I can't believe a mother would do this."
Commenter #987: "She doesn't deserve to be a mother!"
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by Dubiks December 28, 2018
Get the commercials mug.A guy who has no life and comments almost everywhere godamn place possible. They use unfunny jokes or sometimes they are funny, but they don’t even realize it. They can become pretty popular. Lots are on YouTube while some are on other apps/websites.
COMMENTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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Did you just see that. The hater just did a counter comment on me. They must really like that person.
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