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Columbus, OH

A town populated by prom date dumpster babies. Only care about "Thee" Ohio State University... cause I mean what they hell else can they enjoy, it's Ohio?
Hey should I go to Columbus, OH this weekend?

Only if you want to see a bunch of prom date dumpster babies running around.
by FIRExNECK December 9, 2010
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Dirty Columbine

Having anal sex with teacher by shoving the text book of the class he/she teaches. Then eating his/her apple displayed while dripping the juices on his her chest.
Oh man, i think Ms.Parker failed me on purpose so i gave her a Dirty Columbine
by TEENWOLF November 19, 2007
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Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po

1) Backdoor to Columbia University.

2) Program for students rejected from Ivy League Institutions, and more generally top tier universities, as admission to this dual degree is relatively high.

3) Group of privileged and self-referential rich kids hanging out between themselves and not doing much in their first two years of college.

4) Four year, direct entry program with the two first years in France at one of Sciences Po's regional campuses, and the two final years in the United States at the undergraduate college for non-traditional students of Columbia University, the School of General Studies. Upon graduation, students are awarded the Sciences Po Bachelor of Arts and the Columbia School of General Studies (GS) Bachelor of Arts.
Friend from high school: How did you get into Columbia? Congrats!
Dual BA student: I got in through the Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po procedure.

Friend from high school: Oh, okay. Never mind.
by WallyNY December 4, 2016
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Columbia City Indiana

Im not from Columbia City, but I have lived here for the past 10 years. I think for the most part the people are very friendly and care about their neighbors.

There certainly are those who choose to gossip about their neighbors, however I find that the exception not the rule.
I believe this is a community that truly cares for its children, and elderly. There is relatively no crime, except for the meth heads. They prey on each other.. The police force are all professional nice folks that appear to be very caring and fair minded.
You could certainly pick apart any small town in America and advertise its faults. An example if the glass is half full or is it half empty?

I know that there are certainly much more difficult towns than Columbia City Indiana.

During this economic crisis in our country there are certainly those that lost jobs, however, new companies coming to our area offered employment with better pay and benefits withing 6 months.
by wurzburg1959 December 31, 2011
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Columbus

A suck-ass cowtown in central Ohio.
You: Ever heard of Columbus?

Your older brother: Yeah, it’s a suck-ass cowtown in central Ohio.

You: oh.
by Doc Awesome October 10, 2020
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columbian puppies

columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.
"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"
by erik fucking norton April 24, 2009
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Christopher Columbus

Verb

Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008
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