closet whore

a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.

man: We should go out some time, seeing as we just had sex and all.

closet whore: nah, im not gay.

by chealih June 27, 2015

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Closet Nazi

see Closet Fascist

That Kilroy-Silk has turned out to be a right closet nazi has't he?

by Adolf June 22, 2004

Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008

closet cowboy

You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.

Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!

by Kewihe March 14, 2016

Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.

What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.

by The Branch December 6, 2010

Closet Hoe

Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.

Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.

by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018