Cluster Buster

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

Clusterfuck

1)A large group of people willingly confined in a small area.

2)A crowd of people trying to file into a room through a doorway at the SAME TIME!!!

1)"Damn, the daily clusterfuck of jocks in the hallway always seems to migrate toward my locker."

2)" Whats with the giant clusterfuck in front of Mrs. Petries Class?"

"Oh that?She's just doing her daily workout with that gay Simmons guy."

by MadxCore October 14, 2008

clusterfuck

someone so stupid they can't do anything right.

She is such a clusterfuck.

by MonayLove October 14, 2003

Closter

To be a James Baek and look stupid.

Did you see that Closter? I thought I would die when I saw it! James Baek is so FUCKING STUPID!

by John Choi April 14, 2005

clusterfuck

to fuck something up in large quantities or to completely destroy something

U.S. Army clusterfucks Iraq

by Chewythe sk8r May 23, 2009

Clusterfuck

When someone parks behind you and blocks everyone from being able to back out of the driveway

"Dammit! Someone clusterfucked the driveway"

by cptmightymouse July 9, 2009

clusterfuck

When everything that everyone does seems to backfire into one, giant, unfiltered mess. Usually involves Mongolians.

Well, that's one great big Clusterfuck.
Of Mongolians?!?

by maynard j gillis October 9, 2009