there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
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A phrase used to describe when you are doing something that is a charateristic or action commonly affiliated by Chuck Norris like kicking serious ass, and/or doing a thumbs up.
"I busted in that place and I kicked that ass, I was straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."
"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."
"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
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Get the Chuck Norrisin' it mug.A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.
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To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.
To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.
Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"
Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?
Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?
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