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Chuck Norris Jokes

there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
by lokuuust July 30, 2010
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chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"
I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend
by Carl February 25, 2005
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Chuck Norrisin' it

A phrase used to describe when you are doing something that is a charateristic or action commonly affiliated by Chuck Norris like kicking serious ass, and/or doing a thumbs up.
"I busted in that place and I kicked that ass, I was straight Chuck Norrisin' it."

"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."

"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008
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Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.
by asdf518 August 21, 2010
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chuck his pants

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.
Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?
by Marie Genovese October 9, 2008
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Chuck Slammers

an alcoholic drink containing Koolaid (preferably blue), straight vodka, and Mountain Dew.
"Lets get f*cked up tonight and drink Chuck Slammers"
by ChuckFlask March 12, 2010
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Chuck Norris

I can't define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.
by allthe420 May 12, 2018
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